wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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twxstedmindstate:

samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

THIIIIISSS !!

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"If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go"

Matthew Gray Gubler  (via asdfghjkllove)

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via iamridiculousthings)

"Ain’t nobody ask you allat."

When someone gives unnecessary details. (via blackproverbs)

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annaolphant:

"who’s your favorite character"

image

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